"Fetuses have rights, too!"

protego-et-servio:

In order to have rights - that pertain to US laws - you have to be a citizen of the US. 

To be a US citizen you either:

  • have to be born in the US
  • born to US citizens (if born abroad)
  • pass a citizenship test.  

Fetuses are the “pre-born.”

So, nope, fetuses do not have any rights in the US. :)

(via cecilstrophy)

leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

(via cecilstrophy)

So I recently noticed something about Tony Stark…

feelsofacatlady:

glutenfreewaffles:

This man

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never

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lets anyone

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drive him.

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He literally

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is always

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the one in the drivers seat.

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He has a chauffeur 

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that he drives. 

And then I realized…

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There’s probably

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good reason

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for that. 

That went from shocking to funny to depressing in the span of 5 seconds

(via totallyhawkward)